Hey Wenzel

music cassette

released 1984 on PISSING COW TAPES

out of stock

new edition as CD scheduled for Summer 2006

Side A:

NATIONAL ANTHEM



played for four hands, on psylocibin,
by Diet (org)and Wenzel (git)
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WENZELEXPRESS
Wenzel (git), Uncle (org) and Diet (dr)
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HERMANN NAUJOKS TELLS A FAIRY-TALE
Hermann Naujoks talks drivel. Wenzel and Diet play zither.

THE 3 BONKERS BOYS : HEY WENZEL
The 3 Bonkers Boys were Wenzel (git), Uncle (org) and Diet (dr)

HOHNSTEINER KASPER AND ROSI
Rosi was the older young miss with the voice like a tin bucket who, for 5 marks, would surrender herself, in our garden, to carnal pleasure.
Hohnsteiner Kasper was a customer at the kiosk who sang non-stop folksongs and whose constant howling nearly drove us to drink.

WENZEL STORCH: FROM ME TO YOU

Wenzel’s interpretation of Beatles classics


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Side B:


ERDBEER GANG: A TRIBUTE TO RICKY KING
Wenzel (git), Ohm (org) und Diet (dr)
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WENZEL SENIOR: 3-4
Wenzel senior plays on!



WENZEL + PIEP
also called themselves Vacèk & Klacèk.
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Recorded on psylocibin. Was later used as bogey music in
THE GLAMOUR OF THESE DAYS.

WENZEL SENIOR: KUFSTEINLIED
Reconciliation session: Wenzel senior and two formerly hostile allotment-keepers. Wenzel senior plucks the guitar, the allotment-keepers play mandolin.
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Can be heard in THE GLAMOUR OF THESE DAYS when the newly inaugurated priest is jubilantly received by his parish.

Worth mentioning – that Wenzel senior plays violin on the soundtrack of SUMMER OF LOVE, which can be heard on Open-air Concert.
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BARON LALLU GOES ON THE TINKLE-TRAIN


Baron von Lallu (centre, voc)
Wenzel (left, dr) and Diet (right, org) listen
Industrial clatter with lovely overdrive. Furthermore Lallu’s favourite song. Since, unfortunately, not a word of it can be deciphered, here is verse 1:

When Lude goes with Tilli
on the mini-train
and the mini-train
goes tinkle-tinkle

Lude says to Tilli:
I’ll piss on you with my willy
till you float away
to Berlin



And what the press had to say:

„LSD in the nursery!“

(BEER-FRONT – everything drinkers enjoy)

Together with the cassette there was a „Hey Wenzel“ poster



and the fanzine „Klausi“

„I don’t kiss nobody’s arse“




C'est l'amour

Geplant war eine weitere Wenzel Storch-Kassette mit dem Titel C'EST L'AMOUR.

Die Kassette war bereits angekündigt und sollte mit C'est l'amour-Wuchtbrumme,
Songbook und Suchbild erscheinen.

Bei der C'est l'amour-Wuchtbrumme handelte es sich um eine kleine
amouröse Laubsägearbeit.

Hier einige Entwürfe.

Bevor die Laubsägearbeiten in die Tat umgesetzt werden konnten, kam aber leider der Tod von PKK (PISSENDE KUH KASSETTEN) und der Film DER GLANZ DIESER TAGE dazwischen.